Big dog lover
Crazy (parrot) bird lady
More twisted than most can handle
Political and religious discussions just piss me off
I make it a point to travel to places "less traveled"
Visited 27 US states - and then some more but lost count
Driven through almost all of them
Being a truck driver for a week would be cool
I have visited 8 foreign countries and will be adding 3 more to the list in 2009
Love "educational" TV Hate reality tv
Took two friends with us on our honeymoon
I think living on the street for a week would be enlightening.
Dig cooking!!
Suck at baking
I don't take friendship lightly
Love to inhale nicotine
My mother referred to those little things at the end of my hands feet by their medical term - I still call them phalanges to this day
Don't like to function in cold weather but enjoy images of snow and winter
I am as blind as a snake
Once owned a 13' python "shnookie doodles"
Love to garden but not necessarily good at it
Love to experience and learn new things- often to a fault as I am off to "new" things before I completely understand the "old" things
My father-in-law is one of the most interesting people I have met. He recently got a patent for his scientific discovery that could be one of the biggest technological breakthoughs of modern day
Not terribly fond of reading books, my bad eyes get tired and i usually fall asleep within a few pages
I think humility is good for the "soul"
I have had chickenpox twice
The mayor (of a small town in NY) and his wife voted for my tattoo and I won first place
I once entered my (full back) tat in the "large" (12"x12" sq) category contest. The guy in front of me was entering ink on his bicep. We had a few laughs over that one
I hate to be the center of attention and don't partake in tat contests anymore
My heart is really big, most often to a fault
I was once described as "a hippie with punk rock tendencies". I think he hit the nail on the head
I am a bit dyslexic - which can make for an interesting game of scrabble.
I have a stepson that is 22 - holy shit! Now I know how my parents felt
I call my grandfather on my birthdays to remind him how old he is :-) but he won't bite. Claims he has (VD) crabs older than me
Found out I am mortal around 24. Dislocated my shoulder snowboarding so bad my arm was in the middle of my chest. Later that year got in a bad car accident that should have taken my life but I only got a few bumps. Sold the snowboard and motorcyle. And I now live the quiet life of a mortal
I have more dead friends and family than I care to recall.
I attended a dying Uncle's living memorial and my Grandfather's funeral in the same day. That was the worst day of my life - since then won't attend any funerals.
Earlier that month my best friend was murdered and another friend died of a herion overdose.
My mother's funeral was the only exception to that rule - and I am glad I made that exception because I believe she visited in the form of a butterfly just before her ashes were sent over the waterfall. That was the most moving experience of my life
I think modern medicine is evil
Lets practice a little moderation people
My Birthday was always during school spring break
I was born in a horrible snow storm
Colorado has a horrible snow storm almost every year on my b-day
I like the term "belly button birthday". No, not an AA person but still like the term.
Actually just like the way belly button sounds. belly button, belly button, belly button. See. Fun, wasn't it?
I have a love hate relationship with the word "nostrils"
I am an ordained minister. Did it to marry and bury people
I have never married or buried anyone - at least not officiating the ceremony as a minister
The friend who hooked me up to get ordained officiated my wedding. He wore his (biker) leather and we discussed what the hell we were going to say an hour before the ceremony over a couple of bloody mary's.
I wore flip-flops to my wedding - and it wasn't on the beach
This friend was pronounced dead for 3 minutes. Shortly after cashed in his life insurance and bought a scooter
I got a (hands on) lesson on bagpipe playing in a hole-in-the-wall bar in colorado. Turned out he played with Dropkick Murphys a couple of times. Damn cool I say!
I would shoot myself if I lived in the suburbs City life or the middle of the mountains..the only way it can be for me
I am an Aries (and a pretty typical Aries I am told)
I hate scary movies and haunted houses, but I still watch and go to them. I have monsters under my bed for days after that
I love roller coasters but hate freefall drops
For several years I traveled the country to seek out the best roller coasters. I rode 2 that (in their day) were #1 for height, speed and g-forces
My husband hates roller coasters so I don't ride as many these days
I used to be a slave to fashion. Gave it up, took up too much of my time
If I could be anything I wanted, I think a forensic scientist would be my first choice
Second choice would be a zoologist
Third choice would be independently wealthy
I hate foofy or wimpy beer. Guiness (on tap) is it!
I once matched carbomb for carbomb with a Buffalo Bills linebacker (6 total). That was probably the worst hangover of my life
A group of friends made dinner for Larry Centers when he was drafted to the Bills
My husband told me Centers held some record for the most number of somethings in the NFL at that time (he may still). We just wanted to know if the players thought the QB (at the time) sucked as much as the fans thought he did. The answer was "yup"
Can you tell I am not an avid football fan?
My dreamhouse is a semi-underground dome with solar everything and a greenhouse out back to grow our own food
I don't like sweet foods
I don't like salty foods
I don't like tart or sour foods
I'm a pretty darn good cook (believe it or not)
Cleaning the inside of my ears after a shower is a heavenly experience
I don't have a favorite color. A day without any color would not be a good day so why be picky
My eyes change color- yellow, green and brown
I love to collect offbeat antiques
I don't care for the beach. I am too afraid of sharks to get in the water and the movement of the waves make me sick
A day on top of a mountain with an afternoon thunderstorm to chase you down the mountain is a day well spent
I could eat mashed potatoes (seasoned with tarragon, garlic and pepper) every day - 3 times a day. Especially if I make a little "volcano" divet in the mound and place a big spoon of green peas and then mix em all up. And they cannot be the freeze dried box kind. Must be fresh and unpeeled potatoes.
Breakfast food is my favorite. And I would eat mashed potatoes with french toast any day of the week
I still have my tonsils
I won't go camping in a camper/cabin. "car" camping is about as much luxury as can tolerate in the wilderness
Big fireworks displays always bring tears to my eyes.
My husband says that I have too many taste buds if I don't like heavily seasoned food
I prefer reality over fantasy. Even if reality is handing me a turd on a platter
I get along with most people. Those that I don't, I just avoid
I LOVE thunderstorms and am always sad when they pass over
I was afraid of butterflies as a kid
I would like to find grape otter-pops
I don't ride bicycles- cut 1 toe off on a bike and destroyed a finger in 2 seperate bike accidents
I think the term "you never forget how to ride a bike" is a wives tale. I certainly have forgotten!
I am a tomboy
Parts of me are a mess, others are all together. But it is me and I am damn happy with that.
