Just over 2 years ago (yes, things are slow around here so I am digging up old stuff) hurricane such and such tore through Atlanta.
I stayed at work watching the trees bend and sway without much thought. I called Marc (who was my navigation system back then) to find the best route home. See, we traveled the same route to and from work and he was nice enough to report which roads had fallen trees, which traffic lights were out, etc.
In one conversation I asked if our tree out front had fallen - see the previous hurricane such an such created a nice big crack up the trunk that I had not dealt with. Marc replied, "Biggie is home and he certainly would have told me if your tree fell". Well, Biggie settled in and I got the call.
Marc: you are really lucky
Me: are the animals okay
Marc: you are really lucky
Me: (jumping through the phone) are the animals okay
Marc: what?
Me: my fucking children (panic setting in)
Marc: oh yeah. everyone is a little shaken up but let me say. You are damn lucky
I arrive home to find the 100-year old tree in our front yard took the digger I expected. But we were lucky. It missed the outside wall of our house (took out the rafters that extend beyond the exterior wall and a very small branch went through the roof). It also avoided our neighbors house. It fell on a public street between 2 houses with (literally) inches of clearance. Whew. The city has to pay to clear the tree ($6,000 was our best estimate from a tree company) and no serious damage.
No electricity for several days was fun. The first hour or so I kept flipping switches...no light. After several times I began to question water coming out of the faucet. I had to stop and think about those things we take for granted.
I got so motivated that we pulled out the coleman camping stove and the whisperlite from the attic. DUMB ASS! Our stove is gas with an electric ignite. When it wouldn't ignite, I got the same rejected feeling of trying to turn on a light; I never thought to use a match or lighter to flame the gas.

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So here are pics and the story behind each of them.......Let the hurricane season begin! I know how to use my gas stove without electricity!
This pic is my first arrival home to see the damage. That is Biggie T and Marc figuring out how to tarp the roof

Close fucking call!

Biggie T. and BuffaloRob working the tarp thing. KitCat - I think the orb in here just might be the angel that saved our house!

We decided no electricity and a big fucking tree in the street called for a party. Several neighbors came over and drank and sat in the tree.....laying down it was still 15 feet tall. Here is Marc, Biggie T. and the atrophysicist girl that lived across the street

Butch wouldn't miss a party for the world.

Marc and I posing
The sun comes up and reveals all
My good friend Johnny and his wife Diane (brother-in-law name forgotten in the background). They showed up commando style to secure the roof and get us electricity. Gotta' fucking love good friends with talent! Oh yeah- me on the right in my antique wheelchair still shaking my head in disbelief