If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".
You have driven south bound on 25 in a severe rain storm while north bound lanes are basking in sun
You think only stupid people get lost in your town.
When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South.
You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in Spring or Summer months.
If it rains more than 2 days straight you compare the weather to being in Seattle.
You have a broken windshield.
You see no reason to travel to Aurora.
The only RTD bus you've been on is the 16th Street shuttle.
You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
You know "South Park" is a place to stop for gas on your way to Buena Vista and a place to get a beer on the way back.
You have a business degree and are frying burgers at a McDonald's in Vail.
You have a flat tire in your refrigerator and your garage.
You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna.
You cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting.
You've never seen the tourist attractions in your own city.
You think a pass does not involve a football or a woman.
You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding.
The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our house-guests to do it and you spend a day hiking to the top instead
You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
North means "mountains to the left;" south is "mountains to the right;"
You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky" and you notice the sky is no longer blue.
You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and Birkenstocks.
You've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
You're a meat eating vegetarian.
You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
You know the correct pronunciation of Buena Vista.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
You know that April showers bring May blizzards.
You see someone riding a Harley in a snowstorm, and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know.
You know the term and exact elevation of "Timberline"… and you have been above it many times.
You know what a "Chinook" is. You know what a "rocky mountain oyster" is. You know what a "fourteener" is. But you don't know what a "turn signal" is.
Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange….and that he holds motorcycle rallies to Cripple Creek every year to continue the fight to keep motorcycle helmets optional.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
You've done the body check for ticks more than once.
You've gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They were both in the same year.
You know the elevation of a town, but not its population.
You call tumbleweed "groundcover".
You don't have AC in your home, but you use it in your car all winter long.
If it snows in the morning you expect it to be gone by lunchtime.
You can name the states that make up the Four Corners.
You know the difference between the Sangre De Cristo Range and Collegiate Peaks.
