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Or I did plunge over the edge and the space is pretty comfortable.

I had a whirlwind of things going through my head yesterday....decisions and planning to be done. Acceptance of things I can't change or control and my easiest outlet yesterday was to put the frustration in print.

I think it's rude to put up a post and not totally delete it - but I appreciated everyone's comments that did read the post, so I left it up. I also find it, well just not my thing, to air my laundry in what I perceive on some other blogs as attention whoring and pity parties - constant woe is me....so I took the post down.

I had a friend some years ago that quit smoking, changed his diet and started exercising, then a few months later was diagnosed with lung cancer. We were both on the move at that time and I lost touch with him - I have no idea where he is today. He was in his early 30's at the time.

I have (mostly) quit smoking and started exercising and I finally, after several years, feel good in my physical skin again. Next week I go in for a biopsy that, given the first round of tests, are pointing to cancer. But then only the test results will say for sure. I have sat with this pending appointment for over a month (damn GYNs are harder to get in to see than a good hairdresser!), not talking about it, not thinking about it...and finally it is a realization as time comes closer. I hate that I can't control shit like this....trait of an Atheist Aries - yikes. LOL

But after a wonderful conversation with a wonderful friend, I got my head back and reminded myself of my Buddhist beliefs. He reminded me to rise above it....and I reminded me that to rise above some things, you must experience what it is like to climb out of it, otherwise you will may never truly experience peace or as the religion professes - enlightenment.

I am better today. Thanks for all the comments!
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 On the road again
 

I landed some kick ass jobs in Alabama and North Carolina, so for the next 2 weeks I will be on the road.

The first year I started my business I did an insane amount of traveling - all by airplane.  This year, the jobs are all relatively close (within 6 driving hours) and even though gas prices are up, the cost of flights are up just as much.  With the IRS mileage rates at $.50 per mile, which is billed to my clients, it is less than flying and is more than my cost of gas.  So we all win.  Yeah, I know the wear and tear part on my car, but hey, it's a Toyota - it can take it.  I have also learned the states and cities to stop in for gas.....when traveling between NC and Atlanta, I always stop at both borders of S. Carolina to fill up - their taxes are way lower, hence pretty cheap gas.  Truck stops tend to be a lot lower than in cities, as well. 

Since I will be passing through many a town and city from Atlanta to my destinations, I thought I would post some of the funny town names around the country.  Oddly enough, I haven't been through a single town/city that I listed.....I think it might be time for me to take up a new weird ass hobby. 

I could buy a buttload of fuzzy orange postcards that are shaped like a foot, travel to each weird city, then mail the post cards to myself with a message of love.  Hmmmm.  Anyone know how to get in touch with the dude that funded the "dance (poorly) all over the world with a peace statement and post it on  YouTube" that Anexplorer did a post about recently?

I could call him to get funding with a promise (and delivery) to rub orange fuzz postcards of peace on people...

Okay...I suppose that would be enough outloud talk and time in my head while eating Chantix...time for town/city names.

Alabama

 

Burnt Corn

 

Needmore

 

Alaska

 

Mary's Igloo

 

Arizona

 

Monkey's Eyebrow

 

Why

 

Arkansas

 

Needmore

 

Stamps

 

Success

 

Toad Suck

 

Weiner

 

California

 

Hooker

 

Coocamonga

 

Connecticut

 

Orange

 

Florida

 

Christmas

 

Day

 

Frostproof

 

Howey-in-the-Hills

 

Lorida

 

Slaughter

 

Sopchoppy

 

Two egg

 

Idaho

 

Hellhole

 

Kansas

 

Spasticsville

 

Kentucky

 

Beaverlick

 

Big Bonelicks

 

Maine

 

Purgatory

 

Maryland

 

Accident

 

Crapo

 

Cockeysville

 

Dulls Corner

 

Massachusetts

 

Sandwich

 

Michigan

 

Climax

 

Hell

 

Minnesota

 

Fertile

 

Mississippi

 

Chunky

 

Hot Coffee

 

Red Lick

 

Missouri

 

Conception Junction

 

Festus

 

New Mexico

 

Truth or Consequences

 

New York

 

Flushing

 

Horseheads

 

Irish Settlements

 

Neversink

 

North Carolina

 

Boogertown

 

Hookertown

 

Hornytown

 

Kill Devil Hills

 

Ohio

 

Fleatown

 

Oklahoma

 

Bowlegs

 

Oregon

 

Boring

 

Drain

 

Fossil

 

Half.com (yes that’s the name of the town, it used to be called Halfway -- http://town.half.ebay.com/

 

Riddle

 

Rufus

 

Spray

 

Sublimity

 

Sweet Home

 

Talent

 

Tangent

 

Zigzag

 

Pennsylvania

 

Beersville

 

Bird in Hand

 

Blue Ball

 

Drums

 

Intercourse

 

King of Prussia

 

Mars

 

Orange

 

Paradise

 

Snedekerville

  

South Carolina

 

Coward

 

Ninety Six

 

Sugar Tit

 

Texas

 

Cut-n-shoot

 

Ding Dong

 

Dripping Springs

 

Love Lady

 

Run-and-Shoot

 

Utah

 

Hardup

 

Virgin

 

Vermont

 

Satan's Kingdom

 

Virginia

 

Bumpass

 

Dumfries

 

Frog Level

 

Rice

 

Washington

 

Forks

 

Grapeview

 

Humptulips

 

Steptoe

 

Tokeland

 

Touchet

 

West Virginia

 

Munday

 

Odd

 

Petroleum

 

Three Churches

 

Toll Gate

 

Wisconsin

 

Spread Eagle

 

 

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 More hunks of non revenue producing information
 

The world's smallest independent state is the Vatican City, with a population of about 1,000 - and a zero birthrate.

Golfers use an estimated $800 million worth of golf balls annually. - This could produce revenue if you were to locate some of the lost balls and sold them back to golfers

 

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

 

Mr. Potatohead was the first toy advertised on TV.


On occasion, a woman delivered a baby whose paternity could not be established with certainty. In the birth certificate, authorities just noted “Son of a gun,” referring to the artillery found on the ships. This has evolved into the common expression we use today.

 

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so.

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

 

The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s

 

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar  -okay so this is somewhat of a revenue producing hunk of information

 

In the course of an average lifetime, while sleeping you might eat around 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders, or more.

 

The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

 

The city with the most Rolls Royce’s per capita is Hong Kong

 

In Gainesville, GA, the Chicken Capital of the World it is illegal to eat chicken with a fork.

 

Ice always melts at 32 F, but water does not always freeze at 32 F. It must freeze onto something. However, at -40 F, water freezes spontaneously. If you poured a cup of water out of a window with the air temperature outside at -40 F, the water would freeze before it struck the ground.

 

A duck's quack doesn't echo - I call bullshit on this one.  See comments section 

The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.

The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead".

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

Camel's milk does not curdle.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.

Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan

All porcupines float in water.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. -
I have seen this first hand, and it will produce revenue from time to time!

If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive $.10 from the town. - Hey lookie here...more revenue producing info

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.

When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.   -
So I wonder if this has something to do with a penny being "lucky" if found on heads up.  Hmmmm.  Food for thought.

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 Fun Facts or Useless Information
 

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

 

Sea-monkeys are born with one eye. As they mature, they grow two more eyes, and then they become three eyed creatures. One day their baby eye sheds, and they are becoming adults with two black eyes.

 

 

When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds of up to 3,000 miles per hour.

 

Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.

 

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

 

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

 

A cat's jaws cannot move sideways

 

Only humans sleep on their backs.

 

Everyone's tongue print is different.

 

Giraffes are unable to cough.

 

A mosquito has 47 teeth

 

Ants do not sleep

 

Most people blink about 17,000 times a day

 

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

 

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

 

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds

 

The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year

 

Each year more people are killed by donkeys than plane crashes

 

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

 

If you yell for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have made enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee

 

Most lipstick contains fish scales

 

The longest word in the world is:PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS. It's a type of lung cancer

 

40,000 Americans a year are injured by toilets

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.

 

The man that invented the Eveready battery gave away the company so that he could play with his model trains

 

It takes forty minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg.

A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown

Rats can't throw-up

The average human produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.

Americans spent over $360 million in 1982 to avoid having bad breath.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.

Thomas  Crapper actually invented the automatic shut-off mechanism used in the modern toilet.
"Flushable" toilets were in use in ancient Rome.

The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacement. It was invented on the 40th try for a formula that worked.

The shortest war on record, between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896, lasted just 38 minutes.

 

"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

 

The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified is to poke someone's eye out.

The word "assassination" was invented by Shakespeare.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

 

Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

 

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people around the world.

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.

In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.

In Erwin, Tennessee an elephant was once hanged for murder.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do dying. However, statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by the bite of a poisonous spider.

Large doses of coffee can be lethal. 100 cups within 4 hours, can kill the average human.

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

Vanilla is the extract of fermented and dried pods of several species of orchids.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th in it.

Nearly 50% of all bank robberies take place on Friday.

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes.

The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.

 

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

 

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